David Cross as "That One Friend"

"You know, that’s what I’m saying. ... I make things happen. I go for it. ... You know? ... I’ll ask a hundred chicks. You know, maybe I get ninety-nine no’s. That’s fine… slide it on, slide it on. Whatever.... But maybe that hundredth chick… likes to fuck on a pile of trash.

See what I’m saying? That’s what I’m saying."