Goddamnit.
Because I am a nice guy - and because I don't like to be the problem starter, I usually refrain from saying things I know I probably shouldn't say. Even when I am not-sober I manage to hold back some things that are probably better left unsaid. But since no one reads this dumb shit, and since I am still all fucked up, I will say this. To every girl out there:
1) Your boyfriend is an idiot. He's pretty, but he's a fucking idiot.
2) I kiss better. Much better. ...and I'm not a fucking idiot.
But hey, life is full of bad calls. You date the douche, you miss out, the world spins on. Fuck dating. Fuck fuck fuck.


4 Comments:
i read this. it just takes a few days for me to remember it's here. no sub function, you see.
there's a flaw in your logic. you're prettier than any guy i've dated, including the current. what does this mean.
1) Thanks for the comment.
2) I think its funny that my argument against being an idiot is in a drunken, whiney blog post.
3) Pretty and exciting are 2 different things, so I'm not sure how many points the former is worth... but thank you for the compliment.
Hmm...buddy who are your referring to? Just chicas in general? Well, okie dokie...
yes, he does kiss better. much much better :o)
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