Vacation, so close...

Serving tables full time is God's way of putting his balls on your forhead.

A+

Be honest to yourself.

Compliment people.

Laugh, for fucks sake.

What makes you happy?

Party.

Robinq & Nick's Party-Harty-Hanachristmakwanzakka Extravaganzzzzaaaaaaa! Friday the 30th -through- the motherfucking new year. At robinq's. Bring intoxicants.

Goddamnit.

Because I am a nice guy - and because I don't like to be the problem starter, I usually refrain from saying things I know I probably shouldn't say. Even when I am not-sober I manage to hold back some things that are probably better left unsaid. But since no one reads this dumb shit, and since I am still all fucked up, I will say this. To every girl out there:

1) Your boyfriend is an idiot. He's pretty, but he's a fucking idiot.

2) I kiss better. Much better. ...and I'm not a fucking idiot.

But hey, life is full of bad calls. You date the douche, you miss out, the world spins on. Fuck dating. Fuck fuck fuck.

The wrong side of the bed.

It is undeniable that we as conscious, reasoning animals take the things that upset us and push them around in our big brains until we have either figured out a solution, become more unsettled, or simply until we have found something else worth devoting significant amounts of mental attention to. Some days I feel like I am experiencing the collective discontent of the entire world. I know, that sounds horribly melodramatic, but its like there is all this negativity flying around and somehow I have found myself right in the crossfire.

The simple explanation is that I am processing something that disturbs me enough to keep me from clearly recognizing it. You’d think, though, that if pain exists freely and in ample amounts in the world outside of our psyche, we could relax and simply deal with that without having to subconsciously create and recreate endless oceans of indefinable anguish.

Ignorance may in fact be bliss… but ambiguity is fucking hell.

[lyrics]

Two sips from the cup of human kindness
and I'm shit faced, just laid to waste...

You had to send a wrecking crew after me,

I can't walk right

I can't walk right.