Purgatory.

I tried to sign up for the new version of blogger.

They teased me with exclamation marks. So I took the simple and informative tour, read the fine print, and even made a full commitment to sign up for a google account-- whatever that might be-- despite my initial apprehension and overwhelming laziness. And then...

nothing.

No second chance. No appeals system. NO EXPLANATION.

I guess I don't deserve new features. I haven't contributed to this my blog in what has apparently been several months; I've been nothing if not horribly careless. THIS is my fate.

I am being passive-aggressively punished by a free online journal hosting service.

Well, I guess I should go find a goat to sacrifice.