I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

The fail-safe way to attract girls is to make it abundantly clear that you are not dating anyone, and that you have no desire whatsoever to engage in anything resembling a romantic relationship.

This will drive at least one girl nuts, and she’ll blab to every other girl in your social circle that she likes you (though she’s "not sure why") in the hopes that this news will get back to you, and that your opinion of dating will be suddenly changed. Instead, this triggers some bizarre subliminal competition with those other girls who all of a sudden, after months of platonic friendship, see you as much, much more attractive.

Eventually, when they realize you still don’t care about dating, they’ll all hate you for being a dick and leading them on.